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We thank you for tuning in this Wednesday, April 1st, 2026th.

I'm John Paul Flame, joined by Eric Pickle.

Morning.

Morning.

Johnny Cakesawville's here.

April Fool's Day may be the worst day on the calendar.

And Jason Bishop.

Not a great day.

Why, did you already see some junk already online? No, it's just, I mean, people think they're funny. They're not funny. You got to be on the lookout. April Fool's pranks are not funny. You got to be on the lookout for some tweets that are going to do, uh, dupe you. Maybe they were funny when you were eight or ten. okay but we're grown we're grown people okay let's get past april fools every text you get today

yeah Maybe they were funny when you were eight or ten. Okay, but we're grown people.

Okay, let's get past April Fool's. Every text you get today, just think twice. Yes. Think about what they're actually saying to you. Too many shenanigans on April Fool's Day. I haven't noticed it. Sorry to be a curmudgeon. I haven't noticed anything online yet, but maybe I will. I'm sure I will. This is not an April Fool's Day joke.

Cakes Classic tonight, MGM National Heart.

That's nice.

First Wednesday of the month just to get it out

there this is also not April Fool's it's going to be close to 90 degrees today I know I'm going to

scorcher I'm going to spend the majority of my day indoors so that's not going to affect me so I'll be good

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