meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Hello Internet

H.I. #110: Love Monkey

Hello Internet

CGP Grey

Education

4.89.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Grey and Brady discuss questions from The Book of Thunks by Ian Gilbert and The Book of Questions by Gregory Stock.

Sponsors:

Amazon Prime Channels: only pay for the channels you want with Prime Video Channels. - start your free trials of over a hundred channels at tryprimechannels.com/hellointernet

Backblaze: unlimited, cloud backup for Macs and PCs for just $5/month - get a fully-featured 15 day free trial at backblaze.com/hellointernet

HelloFresh: $30 off your first week of HelloFresh at hellofresh.com/hellointernet with promo code Hello Internet

Listeners like YOU on Patreon

Show Notes:

Discuss this episode on the reddit

The Book of Thunks by Ian Gilbert

The Book of Questions by Gregory Stock

Is an official executioner a murderer?

Would you rather a family member married a traffic warden or a millionaire con artist?

Would a Martian know a beautiful woman if it saw one?

Is it better to do your best and lose than it is to perform below par and win?

If a waiter leaves an item off the bill and you say nothing, is that stealing?

Are you a different person by the end of each day?

Could you ever learn too much?

If your name is part of who you are, would someone with the same name as you have a similar identity?

If cows evolved to be cleverer, should we stop eating them?

Can you be afraid of fairies?

If I read a magazine in a shop without paying for it, is that stealing?

Would a baby born on a deserted island know right from wrong?

If genetic research identifies that you have a condition that means you will die in ten years, should you be told, whether you want to know or not?

Is it okay for your job to be really boring if it pays well?

Would you be happy if you had all you wanted?

Would you play Russian roulette with 1 in 10 chance, if winning meant you got $100,000,000?

Would you take your dream holiday for one month, if it meant you couldn't remember it?

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I swear, Gray, you don't realize how much sound there is in the world until you come to record a podcast.

0:05.5

Oh, I do. I do, Brady. What you think of as a quiet, isolated room that you're in turns out it's not the moment there's a microphone live in it.

0:15.8

Obviously, it's like that all the time, isn't it? And you just notice that when it matters, I'm presuming that the world's not conspiring against Hello Internet.

0:22.3

Hello Internet affects the world. Perhaps the world also tries to affect Hello Internet.

0:27.4

So a while back, what episode number was it? It was episode number 95 called Break Glass in case of emergency.

0:39.1

When we broke the glass in case of an emergency, and I got out a book called The Book of Thunks, which is a book that's just full of thought-provoking questions by a chap named in Gilbert.

0:51.1

And we just leafed through the pages and I asked you some of the questions and then we discussed them. Do you remember this?

0:57.0

I remember that we did it. I remember almost nothing from that episode. Like I can't remember any of the questions.

1:05.5

Now, I'm really worried about duplicating things too, so that's not going to help.

1:08.5

So what you're saying, Brady, is The Book of Thunks is back.

1:11.3

A lot of people wanted us to do more of these questions. We only got about halfway through the book. I'm not doing all the questions.

1:16.3

I'm just doing ones that I thought were interesting. And I got about halfway through the list of ones that I thought were interesting.

1:21.9

And people have said, well, you should do some more. I already enjoyed that. So I thought maybe we should do some more.

1:27.1

I also think this is a good episode for listeners at home to participate in. Brady asked the question.

1:33.1

If you're in, say, a Hello Internet Listening Party, as I just presume many of you are every time an episode comes out, you know, pause the show, get a good conversation going with your Hello Internet Listening Party partners, perhaps at a pony party.

1:49.5

And see what you think before hearing what Brady and I think put down the paintbrushes for just a minute and mull over that question while the painting has a little bit of hay and a drink of water.

2:00.7

Yeah, give that poor pony a break. Do you know what? Before the last episode, you like retroactively recorded a message for the listeners with that same idea. Make sure you pause and discuss it with your friends and things like that.

2:13.3

And I thought, oh, that's a good suggestion by Gray. But then when I listened to the episode, like before I even finished some of the questions, you just blur it out your answer. Like, no, that's all wrong. And so you need to answer the questions more gently now to give people time to pause and have a mull.

2:28.7

What had happened in that recording is it didn't occur to me until after during the editing process that it would be a good idea to maybe have the whole question read before

2:39.7

I'm just going to be able to interact that people might want to answer before I blur something out. So yeah, that's why I'm saying this for the listeners benefit, but also partly for my benefit to remind me because I probably blurted things out because questions were infuriating or poorly formed. That's my guess. That's probably what I would have interacted.

3:01.1

So the only thing was I actually omitted a lot of the questions I thought would make you most angry for those reasons, but I was thinking maybe if throwing a few of them in today just to see how you react. So maybe I shouldn't.

3:13.5

I will do my best to restrain myself really.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from CGP Grey, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of CGP Grey and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.