I realized that the final step that I almost forgot is I had to change out of my noisy pants

and into non-noisy pants. You can't record a podcast if you're in your noisy pants.

I'm not happy, Gray. Why?

Well, you're off Twitter at the moment, I believe. So this is the sort of thing you're being spared.

But what's happened is, oh, a few weeks ago now, I had something printed for me by a printing company,

some posters made. Okay. And yeah, it was a perfectly fine commercial transaction.

But I thought under this new regime or world of this GDPR or whatever the European law is,

where people can't keep all your details and start spamming you. Right. I would be safe from spam.

But this printing company has been spamming me relentlessly since in my email. I've

been getting a bit cheesed off by that. So in like a moment of peak as I want to do sometimes on social media,

I wrote a tweet. I wrote congratulations at Instant Print UK for appearing to be given a rare

exemption from Europe's GDPR laws and being allowed to send me loads of spam after I used your

service. So I was being a bit cheeky, wasn't I, you know? That's what the Twitter is for to be cheeky.

Exactly. And I'm not kidding you. Five minutes after I wrote that tweet, there was a ring at my

doorbell. I went downstairs to get the post, the postman handed over all the letters. And one of the

letters, letters, physical letters was from my good friend's at Instant Print. And they were sending me

physical spam. And this is why I was straight afterwards. I couldn't believe it. So I rushed back up to

my tweet deck. Took a photo, took a photo of the envelope. And I wrote, as if on cue, the doorbell

rings and they're physically spamming me too. Very naughty, Instant Print UK, very naughty.

And then I guess temptation got the better of me. And I opened the letter that they sent.

Right. And what it was was it was kind of portrayed as like a greeting card. It's got a big

love heart on the front. And it says, thank you. And inside it says, we hope you love your print

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