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Welcome to the program.

Glad to be here with you.

I'm your host, J.V. Johnson.

And I keep being told by our chat room that I can't mention the C word, the one that ends in virus.

Okay, so I won't. That takes out the first part of the show. So we'll just move on from there.

But in all seriousness, I hope everybody's being safe and not

going too crazy. I don't get the toilet paper thing. I do not understand for the life of me how

something so plentiful has disappeared from all our stores. Why hoard, if anything, toilet paper?

I do not get this.

I don't understand.

I've seen people sending pictures, you know,

over posting them on social media about store aisles,

you know, the toilet paper and paper towel aisles, I think.

They're completely bare.

People must have like thousands of rolls of toilet paper in their pantries or basements

or whatever. I don't know what they're expecting. So I'm either thinking, okay, these people

are ridiculous or they know something I don't know and I don't know which is the case and it

makes me a little bit nervous. But I think that's part of the problem. Part of the problem is people start thinking, well, maybe, hey, geez,

if they're getting all this toilet paper, maybe I need a bunch of toilet paper too.

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