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Nerd of Mouth

GWAR

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7606 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week Holden and Jake gear up to enter the Slave Pit and battle to the deaths for the pleasure of our intergalactic masters, the Scumdogs of the Universe themselves, GWAR! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0

Brewerp.

0:14.0

Hey, you're worthless human maggots!

0:18.5

It's time for the Guar episode!

0:21.4

Bruiser, Holden McNeely.

0:23.1

Hi, it's me.

0:24.0

Your fanboy, slave gross man.

0:28.0

I lost a lot of brain cells from latex rubber fumes and also my leather diaper is chafing immensely.

0:36.5

All of my family has left me because I've been following you on the road for the past

0:42.1

40 years, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

0:45.3

I love you.

0:46.3

Please shoot fake jism at me some more.

0:49.0

I love getting blasted by gallon after gallon of faux bodily fluids. Yeah, Wizard, Jake Young and welcome.

0:58.7

It's time. It's time for Guar. This is such a fun one to research. It is such a...

1:05.3

Not as scary as I thought it would be. I was ready for some real spookumubs. Yeah, Jake really wasn't fully aware of what the Guar is.

1:14.4

So, Jay, can you give us your journey of discovering Guar this week?

1:18.7

One of the things that I feel like really defines Guar's entire trajectory is this level of infamy.

1:26.5

Like, everybody has heard of Guar, whether it was the fact

1:32.1

that they were Beavis and Budhead's favorite band, you know, canonically in the show,

1:37.3

and canonically in the video games. If you've, like, all those Beasus and Butthead,

1:41.8

like, Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis games, the goal is to get to a Guar show.

1:47.1

And there's like a pixel odorous or rungus, like, dancing for you if you ever reach the end.

1:53.3

The fact that they would show up on Jerry Springer, the fact that they would show up on, even like weird stuff.

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