Guys. What do women do that they think is okay, but it's actually really creepy?

Honestly, hands down, women who exploit the emotions of men.

We may not all cry in the movie theatre, but we're not incapable of experiencing deep, painful, emotional wounds.

In general, it seems to be more acceptable for women to rag on guys for our image, like our height, weight, or income,

while the flip side being that men cannot criticize women without being a pig.

So yeah, women who nitpick guys for superficial reasons are creepy, arrogant, and covered with

more red flags than a game of minesweeper.

Being hypocritical about sexism.

They hear about a guy hitting a girl?

Oh, what a butt hole. They hear about a girl hitting a guy. Well, what did he do? Older guy hitting on a much younger woman? What a creep. Older woman hitting on a much younger man. You get it, girl. Making small eggplant jokes. Funny. Making fat jokes about men. Funny. Making short jokes about men. Funny. Making any jokes about a woman's appearance. Super not okay. Wife bragged to friends about our bedroom life. We live in a

small town and it now feels like everywhere I go I'm being giggled at and smiled at. It's really

violating. I had a girlfriend who'd do that too. I told her to stop, but she said it was all good things. I heard her friends asking for more details and if I could give their boyfriend's tips. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like it if I discussed with my friends about how her downstairs looked, felt, and tasted. She said that was different and gross. Yeah, nah. Gotta love those double standards. Hey, honey, the boys want to know how you keep your hoo-ha so tight so they can pass your tips along to their wives. You see how that sounds? Tickling and getting angry at me when I don't like it. Girls, I don't like getting tickled. I really hate it. I don't care that it's some way to show affection.

I don't want it, and for Fudge's sake, it's not my problem, and I don't have to man up and take it.

What the hell? No means no. Always asking if I got flirted with, no matter where I go. Did anyone

flirt with you? What the hell? It was flag football. Who would flirt with me at

flag football? I don't know of this sport, but I'll take your word for it. Now, at the time of writing,

my partner has never been a paranoid person, but maybe if she starts asking if anyone at

Games Workshop tried to hit on me, I'll know that she's hit a similar level of problematic jealousy.

Don't know if it's just me, but the baby voice and behavior, oh, that really puts me off.

One annoying girl that unfortunately hung out with my friend group kept doing this to my friend.

I think she liked him. I proceeded to baby voice at my friend immediately after she did it,

and it killed it pretty quickly. You know what you don't like men doing?

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