Guys: Episode 170 - Classic Rock Guys 4 With Chris Wade
Guys: With Bryan Quinby
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🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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We did our annual episode about the rock and roll hall of fame with our buddy Chris Wade from Chapo Trap House and Antics Magazine. Who are the new bands that we have to be mad about being snubbed. Is Weird Al a pillar of rock? We read some horny ticketmaster reviews and Peter Hook owned one of his fans. Also, is rock political?
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to guys, the podcast about guys. |
| 0:20.6 | I am Brian Maiden and my co-host this week is Chris James. |
| 0:28.3 | Yeah, I'm going by Chris Cross. And as far as I'm concerned, well, you remember Chris Cross that, |
| 0:33.9 | do you guys remember jump? Oh, yes. Chris Cross is going to make you jump and everything. |
| 0:37.1 | They wore the clothes. I don't remember jump around. No, jump gonna make you jump and everything they wore the i remember jump around no jump around's house of pain and uh but they they would wear their clothes backwards i remember going over to a friend's house in the cul-de-sac i lived on and him and all the other buddies who were slightly older than me were wearing their jeans on in reverse i'm like what the hell is going on here it's criss-cross it's you know chris cross yeah you'd never heard a criss-crossed. They were like reverse. I'm like, what the hell is going on here? It's criss cross. |
| 0:54.7 | It's, you know Chris Cross? |
| 0:55.9 | Yeah, you'd never heard of Chris Cross. |
| 0:57.2 | They were like kids. They were like 13 years old. So they were like the same ages. They were a little bit older, but I was in elementary school, I think. And yeah, no, the reason I named myself that is, though, as far as I'm concerned, after seeing the people getting inducted in the Hall of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year, I think, well, might as well be Chris Cross, you know. |
| 1:13.7 | I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you the truth. The only jump I know is by Van Halen. Yes. Thank you, right. And I did, I went through a bit of a phase of liking that song as well. I will admit. I get when I was a little kid. Yeah, when I was a kid. It's a pretty catchy, catchy tune. Yeah. Maybe I don't know like so Chris Wade's here. We're doing classic rock guys for you guys know we do that every year. For today I'm uh, you can call me Chris division or new Chris. Yeah. Oh, that's yeah. And you has here. You have a hat on that says classic rock which I can't believe I've never worn this for one of these before. |
| 1:46.5 | I picked this up at the, uh, the rock and roll hall of fame years ago because I just thought they had a whole wall of hats that just had the most broad genres on them. |
| 1:55.2 | Like you could just get a hat that said rap on it or something. |
| 1:57.6 | So I picked up the one that just says classic rock. |
| 1:59.8 | And you were there to tell us where to do a 9-11 to it at. Yes, exactly. I was scouting it out. Scouting out for our 9-11 we're going to do. Don't say that even as a joke. Checking out the support beams in the park, underground parking garage. Don't say we're going to do a 9-11 on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. We're bad at it at it no i know we we hate it and it's might as well |
| 2:19.2 | like listen i the only thing i want to do is just go in there and maybe change a couple of the |
| 2:23.0 | signs around from rock and roll hall of fame to music hall of fame because it's not the rock |
| 2:27.0 | and roll hall of thing do a trump like go in there with a big stack of like different because you |
| 2:32.9 | know how he went around the white house and just |
| 2:34.8 | stuck little things over the place yeah like go go that go find that wutang claire what just put |
| 2:42.0 | change rock and roll hall of fame to rock roll hall of shame like this is shame but it doesn't need to be |
| 2:47.8 | it just needs to be changed to the music Hall of Fame. That's the big thing. |
| 2:51.0 | We've been over this a million times. It's like it would be perfectly fine if it was called that. But it's like, you're going to say this and Iron Maiden's not in there, you know? They are in there. I know. Let me say this. And that sucks. Them and bad company were the two best to get guys mad. i was all that's the most the most angry people |
| 3:10.7 | horrors but iron maiden so the fact that they're in now i think there's a lot of people who are |
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