Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. I am Brian. Chris is here. Hi, Chris. You're not the best

smelling on the podcast because I'm actually wearing a fragrance. Well, I, and that's my name,

by the way, on the calls is for anyone who's listening. I think I smell really good because I just came out of a bath and I had a bath where

I used the body wash. Oh, you're so gross, dude. What? You're so gross. This bath thing you do.

But it's not gross. And I use like a like do you eat bonbons in there or whatever? No, but I just,

you know me. I'm on my UK panel shows.

I'm watching a lot of the UK panel shows. Would you lie to me and stuff? And somebody was talking about how they take a bath and they, you make a little raft for cheese like out of foil and it floats around in the bath. I'm not doing any of that kind of stuff. but I, hey, listen, I would be lying if I said it wasn't low light and I didn't have bubbles in there.

I definitely have both of those things.

Probably whacked your pud. Let's get the guest on the show. Wacked your pud. That's the intro I asked for us. So thanks, Brian. You're welcome. We have Brandy Pousy. Hi, Brandy. Hey, y'all. I took a shower before this, so not a bath, but I wanted to be clean for the pot. That's really nice. Like a big normal guy. I took a normal adult guy shower and got ready. I just want to say I really do appreciate when we have a guest on who we don't know and we haven't met before and it's our first time meeting for you to say you probably whacked your put in the bath.

That's thanks for saying that five minutes later.

You hear a story real quick?

Sure.

It's not me.

This is not a me story.

Don't Opie told a story recently.

Greg Opie.

Sorry,

Brandy,

do you know Greg Opie Hughes from Lope and Anthony? Oh, well, funniest guy. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, now I know which one we're talking about. He told a big story on his part, well, big. It was a minute and a half. But he was telling his story. And I don't know if it's true, but he said he whacked off in one of those sensory deprivation tanks.

And I was like, God, I fucking hate you, man. I'm not getting in one, obviously. Don't whack off in there.

I think that's a lie because they make you sign things that say that if you do, you have to pay a fee. Oh, he would not. And he's broke. And he needs the money at the moment. So he wouldn't do that. I also think it's a lie. I agree with Brandy because I think he's doing the classic thing where he's like, you know, I'm trying to do some like edgy radio stuff and like telling a story that he just thinks is kind of

edgy and cool but he doesn't under even you don't even understand what that is now so he's

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