Guys: Episode 162 - Toys Guys with Jordan Morris
Guys: With Bryan Quinby
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4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys we had the very cool and funny Jordan Morris to talk about Toys Guys. We heard about a hot wheels war story. We saw some very angry grown men and some big wheel business ideas. Finally we read some truly nuts reviews of Toy Stores.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Guys, a podcast, and our guys. I am Brian, grown man. |
| 0:24.0 | My co-host here is Chris. |
| 0:25.7 | Hi, Chris. |
| 0:27.8 | Big boy, big boy grown man. |
| 0:31.1 | Yeah, that was one. |
| 0:31.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.2 | And I am also a grown man. |
| 0:33.8 | Nope. |
| 0:34.2 | And, oh, I'm not. |
| 0:36.1 | You're a child. |
| 0:40.5 | I mean, only one of us. I mean, we're talking about toys it's well now there's only one of us that plays with toys super regularly well that's not true |
| 0:46.3 | I do play with toys but it's with my two year old son you play with toys by yourself all the time |
| 0:51.7 | toys with my daughter sometimes again Again, your daughter's 21, |
| 0:55.5 | and I mean, I guess you could, but I just, I've met her. It doesn't seem like she plays, |
| 1:01.2 | it seems like she has a regular sort of college student life where she, you know, looks at her phone |
| 1:06.8 | and watches things and stuff like that. Oh, you sound like one of the guys we're going to cover |
| 1:10.6 | today and our that. Oh, you sound like one of the guys we're going to cover today. |
| 1:11.1 | And our guest. |
| 1:14.6 | Oh, these fucking kids, man. |
| 1:16.9 | Well, you know me. |
| 1:18.2 | I find that I'll watch a zombie apocalypse movie and I'm thinking, oh, this looks an |
| 1:23.2 | awful lot like when I go to the mall and I see some of these teenagers. |
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