Glug, welcome to guys, a podcast about guys.

I'm Brian.

The hardest episode of ever prepped.

And with me is Chris, two guys that don't drink at all.

Me and you and I.

Yep.

Yeah, we don't drink anything.

I mean, do you don't drink, period, or do you'll have a drink every now and then or no? I hate booze. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, if somebody could, here's the thing. If somebody could make me that first sex on the beach I ever had, I'd be drunk all the fucking time. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess I do know what you mean. And if it was still,

if it was considered like cool still to have jello shots all the time, maybe you would still be at it.

Those were gross, though. Those were actually gross. Those were made with Paramount Vodka.

Like when I say Paramount Vodka, I mean the the bottom shelf, it was $4.99 for a fifth of it. And I'm guessing that the, that the like

ratio of vodka to jello shot was very high in the vodka side of things. If I know you and your

friends. I now I stopped drinking. Let me think about when it was. It would have been 15 years ago,

maybe, maybe a little bit less than that. It would have been 15 years ago, maybe,

maybe a little bit less than that, maybe like 12, 15 years ago. And I've said it before.

I didn't mind drinking. I would have some drinks and stuff. But I started doing stand-up comedy treading the boards of the local comedy clubs. And I noticed that, hey, all these older guys

who were doing stand-up comedy

seem to be extremely lousy drunks hanging out in bars all the time. And I really don't want to

end up like this. So I'm just going to go ahead and stop. And yeah, I stopped and, you know,

got on the weed for a while. And as of a couple months ago, I'm now totally straight edge,

completely sober.

Let's get our guests on.

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