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Guys: With Bryan Quinby

Guys: Episode 151 - Christmas "Guys" with Gavin Matts

Guys: With Bryan Quinby

Murder Bryan

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

We had our friend stand up comedian Gavin Matts on the show this week for the yearly Christmas "Guys" episode. We looked at how swingers figure out who to send cards to, checked in on some satanic guys, a truly great paranormal guy, read a few great riffs, some movie reviews and talked a bit about santa's penis

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0:00.0

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

0:20.5

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. We just take a quick second to let people feel the Christmas spirit. It is the show that's coming out on December 23rd, which is in America two days before Christmas.

0:35.5

Hey, you seem to have a real fundamental misunderstanding of holidays.

0:38.9

We have mostly all the same.

0:40.6

It's just basically Thanksgiving that is where it's a different day.

0:43.8

But ho, ho, ho as well.

0:47.1

And welcome to the holiday edition of guys.

0:52.0

Yeah.

0:52.4

Well, I don't know what time when you guys do Christmas, but we're doing it on the American calendar, I would say. And our guest this week, we always like to have somebody like that's been on a few times. And he's one of our favorite guys, Gavin Matt. Hi, Gavin. Hey, hey, I'm a bit of a hybrid, you know, because I live in New York City,

1:11.9

but I'm Canadian originally. You're probably just going to stay in New York and celebrate

1:17.1

and then fly to Canada on Canadian Christmas. I actually only celebrate a Christmas in July.

1:24.7

Oh, okay, that's a good Christmas. That is a strong Christmas. Is that a cocaine reference?

1:30.4

Yeah, I like to, I like to do a little Christmas in July. It's not a cocaine. Well, I mean, it is a

1:37.3

it. It could be. What is it a reference to? You know what I saw. Can I tell you guys? Can you

1:41.5

tell me when it's a reference to please, Brian? A sale. Oh, okay. They do those stupid sales in July, Christmas in July. Oh, I see. Okay. All right. Yeah. You know what I saw yesterday? I'll tell you guys, we didn't just start the show here with a little bit of Christmas spirit. I couldn't get any, I didn't get any posts out of it, but I was looking for posts on feet foot fetish websites

2:02.6

just on on subredits.

2:05.1

And one of the ones that I thought was so fucking funny was a woman with her with her sitting like

2:11.1

sitting on the floor with her foot up and she had those, you know those things.

2:16.2

There's like cheese grators you use on your foot?

2:36.9

No. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm talking about, Gavin. They're like, it's not a cheese grater, but it's a thing to get the, like, the hard. I never use them on myself. It's always a tiny woman who does it to me. Oh, you go, you go get a pedicure and they'll use it,

2:42.5

they'll do it at a pedicure. Yeah. And then I'm, and they have to actually like strap me in like Hannibal style and then they and then they, because I'll, otherwise I tweak out, you know,

2:48.4

I might hit somebody. It sounds like you're trying to make it sound like super hardcore and tough, your pedicures. But I mean, you, but you are getting pedicures. I didn't know you were doing that kind of thing. It's basically like BDSM to me. I don't like that. It's nice. That's nice, actually. Okay. You really have become kind of a Hollywood guy. Sorry, Brian, continue. So this lady's sitting

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