Guys: Episode 150 - Canada Guys with John Cullen
Guys: With Bryan Quinby
Murder Bryan
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 101 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
We have been doing a lot of CanCon behind the paywall so I thought it would be fun to do it on the free feed. We had our friend John Cullen from Blocked Party ,my cohost on The PODKast and author of the book Curling Rocks on the show to talk about all things Canada. It was a real Gong Show. We talked CFL, BNL, and A&W.
There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow
And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social
Guys is on Instagram!
https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod
Guys has a Post Office Box now!
PO Box 10769
Columbus Ohio 43201
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. |
| 0:20.6 | What's going to say, hey, welcome to Buds, a podcast about |
| 0:23.2 | buds. Because that's what I think is all Canadians, just say, hey, bud. Actually, it's because I hang out |
| 0:29.4 | with Chris. How come he didn't say it, though? I don't know. Because you did end up saying it. |
| 0:35.3 | So you could have just done that. |
| 0:37.5 | I didn't want to confuse people. Some guy turns on and he's like, I'm trying to listen to the guy's podcast. This is called Buds? What's that, bud? But I only say that as a Canadian. I don't know if Bud is such a super Canadian thing, but Chris says it a lot. So I am like, it's tough to say. a lot of the things I say are some of them are Vancouver things as well right there's obviously |
| 0:58.0 | read it a lot. So I'm not sure. It's tough to say. A lot of the things I say are some of them are Vancouver things as well, right? There's obviously regional things like John Colin. That's our guest today. Hey, John. How's it going? Hello. Hey, guys. Thanks for having me back. No problem, man. No problem. And see, John's like, he's from Ontario. He spent time on the West Coast. He lived here a long time, but he's from Ontario as well. So he's almost got, like he talks different than I do and has some different sayings than I do as well. Honestly, Chris, I'm going to tell you something that, and John said this to me in kind of confidence the other day, but he said, Chris is the least Canadian guy in the world. John, you said I'm, did you say that? I didn't say the least Canadian guy in the world. There's no way that I said. What I said was, I don't take offense to it just to be clear. I don't, I don't identify as a super Canadian guy. No, exactly. I was, I was saying more like I think, and you would, I think you would agree with this too. You've toured all over for stand-up. I think when when Americans or other people think of the stereotypical Canadian, there aren't many of those in Vancouver or even the surrounding area. Like what you think of as like a stereotypical hoser Canadian is like either a small town prairies person or a small town Ontario person. Yeah. Or even an east coast if you want to like, yeah, like a really far east coast. I talk about that all the time. Like a lot of the sort of the accents and stuff that you're thinking about, they don't exist. People in Vancouver do have a Canadian |
| 2:17.8 | tinge to the way they talk. People can hear it. Like I say sorry, obviously. Yes. You know, like out and about. Oh, yeah, and things like that. But I talk a lot like a person who lives in Seattle as well. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, you're pretty close. So I have a lot of stuff here. We're just going to, it's a laid back Canada guys episode. It's CanCon. They told us that CRTC told me that if I don't do any Canadian content, Chris isn't allowed to be on the show anymore. Well, now that you guys have done this episode, are you going to try to get some grants? We, no, we're trying to get some gourds, actually. that's, uh, that's actually what they call them up in Canada. No, I, I, we've been doing more can con, though, John, on like, we have this, this guy. He smokes weed and, oh, nice. Okay. Brian, uh, Brian did introduce me to this guy on POTC. Okay, so he's, how Canadian he looks. |
| 3:07.8 | He's one of our favorite Canadian guys, |
| 3:09.7 | and he's sort of brought out the CanCon. |
| 3:11.4 | Like, we really get into the Canadian stuff when he, |
| 3:13.8 | because he's, |
| 3:14.3 | he's so super Canadian that it brings it out in me. |
| 3:18.4 | Hockey jersey. |
| 3:19.3 | Chris, like, |
| 3:19.9 | what would you say is your most, like, |
| 3:23.7 | CanCon thing that you sort of identify with? |
| 3:28.1 | I mean, I guess, uh, like my, I probably, I love, I've got a lot of tooks at home. |
| 3:34.5 | Yeah. |
| 3:34.8 | Yeah. |
| 3:35.3 | I got a lot of toks. |
| 3:36.5 | I've, I've, I honestly, this is, this is no lie. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Murder Bryan, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Murder Bryan and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

