Guys: Episode 148 - Taco Bell Guys with Brian Gaar
Guys: With Bryan Quinby
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4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2025
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
This week on guys we had Comedian, Brian Gaar on the show to talk about Taco Bell Guys, which are a surprissingly combative bunch. Is it ok to bring your own sour cream to taco bell? We encounter someone that cares about truth in advertising a little too much, and one of my favorite good reviews of a restaurant
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to guys, the podcast about guys, I'm Brian. Can't Do the Accent this week for Taco Bell guys. I was going to do, everybody knows the Yokira Taco Bell. Not going to do it. I've recently been in trouble for Brian's accent on the week. |
| 0:36.3 | It's not even in trouble trouble i think some people are sort |
| 0:39.2 | of have been mentioning that you are i mean you're just getting dangerously close to you know |
| 0:46.4 | busting out fully racist accents on the podcast regularly and yeah i mean accidentally it's all accidental because I'm always just trying to do |
| 0:56.4 | British this guy yeah this guy's always doing accent dentals you know where he accidentally |
| 1:02.5 | lays out a racist accent oopsies but there is a commercial there is a precedent for the little |
| 1:09.0 | dog from Taco Bell would say yo Kiro Taco Bell so is that that, that's what you're going to try to hide behind you're saying? I'm not doing an impression. I'm doing an impression of a dog here. I am doing an impression of a small dog from the 90s. I used to run around doing the accent. I'm not going to lie everybody. When the Yokiro Taco Bell dog dog was going around that's all i was doing with |
| 1:28.2 | my life i don't think anybody i don't think anyone fell off their seats they did i don't think anybody |
| 1:33.5 | was surprised by that offensive accent when he was 20 no i mean that was a that was a hit commercial |
| 1:40.2 | though i do think that like that that's what they wanted right I mean they were trying to get |
| 1:46.1 | that like they wanted me to do it it's like when I went to I'll get bring our guest in we got |
| 1:52.7 | Brian Gar here with us today hi Brian hey guys I'm going to say this right now I went to a rap |
| 1:59.8 | this is a good example I went to a rap con. This is a good example. I |
| 2:02.7 | would just see ASAP Rocky back in like 2012 or something like that. And schoolboy Q was |
| 2:08.5 | opening for him. And I don't remember the other person, but schoolboy Q's out on stage. And he's |
| 2:13.8 | losing his mind. He's rapping his head off. And that sounded very white. |
| 2:19.1 | I'm standing in the audience. |
| 2:21.2 | This guy's wrapping his head off. |
| 2:23.3 | This guy's wrapping his head off. |
| 2:25.9 | Holy Lord, this guy's got all kinds of raps and rhymes. |
| 2:30.8 | This guy is really flowing. |
| 2:35.1 | Like telling the guy next to me, tapping his shoulder, this guy is really flowing. Like telling the guy next to me, |
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