Guys Aren't Your Friends w/ Cristina Mariani | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today. - Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE. On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes up-and-coming comedian Cristina Mariani on First Date. Cristina may think she's too weird for dating apps, but this first date will have you laughing out loud. Lauren gets Cristina talking about men's intentions, one night stands, and narcissistic exes. Cristina's assessments makes you think...this girl is definitely onto something. First Date Ep. 88 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:25 - Appetizer Questions 00:07:21 - Comedy Material 00:11:27 - Quick Detour 00:16:35 - Her Type 00:21:31 - Men's Bad Intentions 00:29:50 - One Night Stands & Narcissists 00:39:07 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:06.0	First date, baby.
0:10.0	First date. I can't wait. First date.
0:18.0	Hello, you guys. Welcome to another episode of First Date.
0:21.2	My guest today is a comic here.
0:23.4	She's local to Austin.
0:24.5	She's making a name for herself.
0:26.1	She tours with Theo Vaughn.
0:27.5	She's been on Kiltoni.
0:29.2	You know her.
0:30.4	Her name is Christina Mariani.
0:32.0	Give it up.
0:34.7	That's all the crowd engagement we get today.
0:36.9	That's okay.
0:40.1	How are you doing? Hi that's okay how are you doing hi good how are you i'm good good uh so tell me a little bit about yourself in your dating life oh um god i don't
0:49.1	i don't date too much i feel like i'm always so much happier when I'm by myself. Okay. Do you go on dates?
0:57.6	Well, today I scheduled one because I knew I was going to get ready for this. You scheduled one?
1:05.5	Well, I was like, if I'm going to go on one, it'll be today because I'm going to get ready. Most of the time I'm too lazy.
1:12.0	Yeah. You know, and I just like doing other stuff more like writing and um but tonight i have a date so that'll that might be fun
1:22.1	we'll see how do you meet guys um i used to do the apps for a little bit and then i met a few of them off of the apps and i um
1:32.0	i think i'm too weird if that makes sense like i how are you weird well i we're not just too
1:39.1	weird no yeah too weird um i keep hearing them laugh i'm like god i'm fucking this up
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