meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Guy Girl - Episode 147

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Receive a 100% deposit match up to $100 when you the code "dummies" to sign up. https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-crash-dummies Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies  Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

You know, there's like, I don't poop anywhere else except at home.

0:05.0

Because I like to take my time, you know what I'm saying?

0:09.0

I like to be in the bathroom 30 minutes, like I might as well get a scare routine while we in here

0:14.8

you know let's make it a good trip while we in here but you got to watch out there's a

0:19.7

such thing as like quick poopers like there's people that can poop I'm sorry I'm

0:24.6

sorry please remember your story this man he just that the fattest thing I've

0:29.3

ever seen man pulled out candy out his pocket and took the quickest bite like he was hiding it for me.

0:36.0

And you know he didn't, because I have these glasses on, so he didn't see I saw and the way he did it, I was like,

0:43.2

but that's the thing about big people that usually do they work in private like you know

0:47.6

Bro I can eat candy

0:49.1

But no this other thing is about me too. Okay, go ahead.

0:53.0

But so you know somebody pooping when you yell their name

0:57.2

and then the toilet flushes immediately.

1:00.4

I say, Keith, where are you at?

1:02.2

And you flush the toilet.

1:03.0

And then how I knew he pooped after that,

1:07.0

confirmed, he started whistling.

1:08.0

Yeah, the wass always confirm.

1:10.0

Yeah, that boy pooped.

1:12.0

It got good poop.

1:13.0

Because the whistles always act there's done.

1:15.0

You know, what somebody cut you out of pooping?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Crash Dummies Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Crash Dummies Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.