First hour, let's kick it off.

It's Gun Talk.

Hey, I'm Tom Gresham.

Hello to all the podcasters.

There's a lot of stuff going on.

You're not going to believe it.

You know, Neo Knox used to say the first time is happenstance.

The second time is coincidence, and the third time is enemy action.

You're not going to believe what the federal government is doing to gun owners now.

Okay. leave what the federal government is doing to gun owners now. This is Milo Lardbottom, Jr. Under Assistant Deputy to the Assistant Director of Deputy Affairs

for the Department of Homeland Security with a special message for listeners of Tom Gresham's gun talk.

We know who you are.

We know where you are.

You're right by your radio.

We have special cameras that can see into your radio.

I have a special monitor built into my aluminum foil helmet.

We are watching you.

So don't try anything funny, fuster.

I don't care who you are. That right there is just funny.

Hey, welcome to Gun Talk. Glad that you could be with us. I'm Tom Gresham.

Our number here is 866 Talk Guns. We are going to be open lines. We're going to be taking your calls all day long here. So if you want to talk about guns, this is your place. If you've got a gun you're thinking about buying, or maybe you just bought and you want to tell me about it, that'd be great. If you're thinking about buying your first gun, and a lot of people are right now, by all means we can give you some help. If you're new to guns, give us a call.

We're gentle around here. And a lot of people are right now. By all means, we can give you some help.

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