Here's the deal. We got to set ourselves up. See, retirement is the long game. We got to make moves and make them early. Set up goals. Don't worry about a setback. Just save up and stack up to reach them. Let's put ourselves in the right position. Pregame to greater things.

Start building your retirement plan at this ispre-tirement.org,

brought to you by AARP and the Ad Council.

It doesn't matter if you're trying to find out what kind of gun to buy

or how to protect your gun rights.

You're in the right place. And oh, by the way, be sure to check your gun rights. You're in the right place.

And oh, by the way, be sure to check out guntalk.tv, where we have hundreds of videos to teach you and your friends how to shoot, how to shoot better, what kind of guns to buy,

and basically all the things you need to know to be an accomplished shooter.

Now, stand by for Gun Talk.

Tom Gresham's Gun Talk, in support of Homeland Security's new definition of a terrorist

presents this trap a terrorist tip.

Tip number two,

Homeland Security has determined that veterans

have special training that might make

them dangerous.

Plus, they often vote the wrong way.

So if you see a veteran,

even if he is in your own family,

report him to Homeland Security.

Do not attempt to apprehend them yourself.

All right. Welcome to Gun Talk. Yes, indeed. We're trying to help out the Department of Homeland Security just as much as we can now that they've issued their assessment of right-wing extremist terrorists, people who go to church, people who believe in gun rights, people who are veterans, are turning from overseas.

Yes, all of these very dangerous people out there.

...