All right, you're tuned into the podcast of Tom Gresham's gun talk and boy are you in for something.

I'll tell you what, can you believe it?

The Department of Homeland Security is now saying people who believe in gun rights may be domestic

terrorists. Well, we've recorded some tips on how to

trap a terrorist, how you can identify a terrorist, how you can turn in your

neighbor like a good American. You're going to hear it all. Stay tuned for

Tom Gresham's gun dog. This is My Lolo Lardbottom, Junior Under Assistant Deputy to the Assistant Director of

Deputy Affairs for the Department of Homeland Security with a special message for

listeners of Tom Gresham's gun talk. We know who you are. We know where you are. You're right by

your radio. We have special cameras that can see into your radio.

I have a special monitor built into my aluminum foil helmet.

We are watching you. So don't try anything funny, Buster.

Oh, no, no sir, Milo Lard Bottom.

We would never try anything funny.

Welcome again to Gun Talk.

Tom Gerechum here, yes indeed, try to help out the Department of Homeland Security in any way that we can

now that we have our new definition of terrorists which includes of course you and me.

Yes indeed of course I assume at this point you understand what we're talking about

is that the Department of Homeland Security has issued an assessment of right-wing extremists.

Those who go to church, those who are returning veterans, those who believe in the Second Amendment and

gun rights are now identified as possible right-wing extremist.

What's going on? I mean, come on people, I'm gone for one week. I took Easter Sunday off last week and the world goes to heck in a hand basket. I mean give me a break.

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