Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

Because they can't Roosevelt, war on anti-gravity belt, dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars.

Or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a delorian.

Would I lie? It's hard to say. An astronaut a drive a delirion.

Would I lie?

It's hard to say.

The Big Fip!

Can you spot the lie?

The Big Fip!

Some pigs can fly.

But if you ask for why, can you trust the answer?

A big sip!

From Andes, New York, this is The Big Fib. And now here's your host.

Deborah, The Big Fib, Goldstein!

Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the cute and sociable fluffiness of truth and the gnawing boredom of sharp claw and lies.

I'm your host Deborah Goldstein and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa

whose name stands for live in studio audience and now a word from our sponsor

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