Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

Cousin-Roserevel,

War an antigravity bell, dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars,

or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian,

an astronaut or drive a delorian.

Would I lie? It's hard to say the big fit

Can you spot the light?

Some pigs could fly

But if you ask for life can you trust the air Some pigs could fly. The big fib.

But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer?

Oh, the big fib!

From Appleton, Wisconsin, this is the big fib.

And now here's your host Deborah Goldstein.

Welcome to the big fib, the game show where kids choose between the crispy sweet golden

deliciousness of truth and the sour and mealy worm infestation of lies.

I'm your host Deborah Goldstein and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa

whose name stands for live in studio audience. Sound effects

Lisa, whose name stands for live in studio audience.

Deborah, you might not also be aware that I am a reputable

haiku generator as well.

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