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Goodness, that was that England's bleeding by Robinson

Wow, Nick Robinson, political commentator

I hope it was him, I love Nick Robinson with his, I tell you what I like about

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Yeah, Nick Robinson is the BBC political guy

What I like about Nick Robinson is he's gone bald, the way bald people should go bald

Nowadays, if people start to go bald, they think, oh, I can, I can

Nick this in the bud, they shave the rest of their head thinking that no one will notice

They've been diesel it

Yeah, whereas Nick Robinson, he's gone bald like people used to go bald when I was a child

He's just got that bit of air around the ears and around the back

And that's what I'd always do

And he wears glasses, he looks like Philip Larkin that the poet

And I imagine him at home eating white bread sandwiches

And said to that, Nick Robinson, he's gone a certain, lovely 1950s English squalor

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