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I ran out of time though.

This is Frank Skinner's podcast AbsoluteRadio.

You can put that in any order you like.

I'm with Emily and Garroth.

What a show that was. It was an odd.

It was odd.

It was strange.

The odd did they get the more I like.

You know what I mean?

It was, I felt it was one of those days when I really felt the strange link with the listeners.

I felt there was a cosmic, as if there was vapors emanating from me and going into their nostrils

like that bit when Tom, the Tomcat in Tom and Jerry, the Tom Tom, who used the Tom Tom in his,

when he was driving.

Remember when he used to smell like a fish cooking and he used to actually go into his nostrils

and used to float up and float towards it.

A Pepele Pew.

It now, because Pepele Pew was an unpleasant smell.

No one would float towards that.

They would be recoiled.

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