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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

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Hello and welcome to Frank Skinner's absolute podcast.

I've never worked out whether it's called that or not, but here it is.

And I'm with Emily and Gareth.

Yeah, hello.

And it's a bit different this week, isn't it, the show, in that it hasn't happened yet?

Because I'm going off towards the test match, so I'm going to be hanging around after doing intro to the podcast.

So it's going to be great. I have a good feeling about it.

You've got my birthday lunch to come to me because it's my birthday today.

And Emily's birthday, I'm sure, will be mentioned during the show.

Yes.

And other things we're going to talk about in the show, maybe?

Well, we don't know that, but it's going to be good.

So listen, I'm probably going to listen.

Funny we could listen, no, I'm excited.

I'll feel nickel if he turns up, he'll be the guest.

And we're expecting him to turn up.

God willing.

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