I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for Top Draw comedy nights near you

thanks to our friends at the TV Channel Dave, an absolute radio.co.uk

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too.

I ran out of time though.

This is Frank Scherren absolute radio with Emily and Gareth.

That's the morning!

It doesn't get any better than that.

And here we are in absolute the home of the Easter, no repeat guarantee,

which is the same as our normal, no repeat guarantee, except it's made a chocolate.

It's a good job Jesus Christ didn't have an Easter, no repeat guarantee.

There would have been no resurrection and we'd all have to work on Monday.

None of these songs will rise again over these three days.

It's a pity because I know the other DJs who were absolutely desperate to play nothing

by the egg and I've been known to it.

I nearly said the yokes on them, thank God.

I'm so glad you did that.

I've got to help back from that.

I mean, quickly switch stuff immediately.

You've got to have standards in this business.

I know he doesn't, but okay, so this is, you know, I can't keep

I keep introducing myself at some strange robot who's gone.

This is Frank Scherren absolute radio.

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