I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for top-draud comedy nights near you thanks to our friends of the TV channel Dave at Absolute Radio.com.com. Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prices while you're there, too. I've run out of time, though. Well, it's the... Oh, we just haven't got a name for it we've had some really good suggestions as well

we had um mid mid riffery yeah which is a bit like midwifery and because we riff is the idea

we riff on themes it's something for the weekdays yeah something for the weekdays i like that one

we had even more frank i quite like that one yeah i had even more, Frank. I quite like that one.

Yeah, I think that's definitely in the frame.

Next week we have to make definitely decide, I think we'll say that entries are still open.

Yeah.

Very much so.

Entries are open.

Yeah.

Okay, so I was thinking, I thought of ten jokes, none of which I could tell.

Yes, I know.

So, yeah, I'll tell you what I did read, and that was Korea's advice, apparently, isn't very good in this country.

And there's been study of it, and people have been given quite a lot of bad careers advice.

I once went to the Careers Advice office in Aston in Birmingham.

I did an interview which lasted about, I'd say about seven minutes with the guy.

And he said, I'll be honest with you, I can't think of any organisation that you'd be a help to.

Is that what he said?

He said, off the record, I suggest you stay unemployed as long as you possibly do.

He didn't.

He honestly did, I swear that.

That's true.

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