Guess Who's Back... Back Again
Nip, Tuck, Not Giving a F....
Bauer Media
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
We're back baby! Fresh for 2026 and oh have we got some big updates for you!
Not only can we finally announce that we're joining the HUGE force that is Bauer Media AND we'll now be releasing full video episodes on YouTube, BUT we're welcoming a new member to the Nip Tuck family... Well, not technically new...
We're sharing our Christmas and New Years drama, the gifts we now can't live without, exposing secrets we've had to keep until now and apparently exposing some rumours about people in care homes...
Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!
Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Susie's via our Whatsapp or email hello@niptuckpod.com
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| 1:12.4 | He kept saying, Lauren, I need to go upstairs for half an hour. You can't ask me what for, but I've got shit to do. And I was like, oh, having another shit, are we? Or a wank. Or a wank. Or a shank. A shank. A shank. A shank. Now I'm making pictures of your dead dad. You dad for God. I bet you felt like saying you miserable bit. |
| 1:14.9 | And I was like, oh, leave me downstairs again. |
| 1:15.8 | Why don't you? |
| 1:16.5 | Anyway. |
| 1:17.1 | With that baby. |
| 1:18.0 | With the baby. |
| 1:21.7 | So I rang the doctor, but at the same time my car broke. |
| 1:24.0 | So never buy a rangerover. |
| 1:24.7 | They are. |
| 1:25.6 | What have I? |
| 1:26.9 | That's your next car. |
| 1:28.3 | Well, it will be another Ranger. |
| 1:29.5 | What? |
| 1:31.1 | They fucking look good. |
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