Guess The Mug Shot & Marriage Red Flags
The Southern Tea
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🗓️ 5 March 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Lindsie and Kristen are barely holding onto their week and it only just started. Lindsie shares her favorite mug shot finds from the weekend along with their local headlines which include an unfortunate case of animal hoarding and the viral wide neck dude. Other things to talk about, a daycare owner's husband being charged with possession of child pornography, marriage red flags that include vow renewals and a girlfriend is arrested for locking her boyfriend in a storage unit but the boyfriend says it was an accident... someone check on the mental state of the boyfriend, please!
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:03.6 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley. |
| 0:06.2 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:12.6 | I don't love them. |
| 0:13.7 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:18.9 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:22.7 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:28.6 | That is the tea. Here's Lindsay. |
| 0:34.1 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea. Good morning, Kristen. How are you? |
| 0:39.3 | Hello, Lindsay Crisley. It is a freaking Monday. It's been an entire weekend. So what I will say is that last week was absolutely hellacious, which is why we didn't speak. Yep. This week has started off on |
| 0:59.5 | a little bit of a better foot, although I'm having an ankle issue. Did you fall? No, I don't know what |
| 1:05.3 | happened. You just woke up like this. I just woke up like this and like my ankles won't go. |
| 1:10.4 | What does that mean? Be detailed go. What does that mean? |
| 1:12.6 | Be detailed here. What is that mean? My ankles just like aren't anchling. So are they feeling |
| 1:17.9 | floppy, flimsy? No, they're feeling like broken. Okay. So I did this weird thing when I was |
| 1:26.2 | stretching at Pilates last week. |
| 1:27.6 | And I'm, I'm beginning to believe that, like, this might have something to do with it where they, you know how, like, your ankles sometimes get, like, hung? |
| 1:37.4 | I've never been to a Pilates class. |
| 1:39.1 | What do you mean? |
| 1:39.7 | They get hung. |
| 1:40.3 | No, like, in life. |
| 1:41.7 | Like, this is not just, like, a Pilates thing. |
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