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Guide to the Unknown

GTTU 6: Pamela Voorhes & Nosferatu

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

In Episode 6 of Guide to the Unknown: Happy Thanskgiv---Happy BLACK FRIDAY! Krissy unleashes the story of her brush with a horror-connected psychic, and then delves into the world of necromancy with the origin of Friday the 13th's original killer Pamela Voorhes! Move over Jason, your mom is...super scary. Will creeped around in a filthy basement to bring you the story of Count Orlok, the disgusting thin/pale/scary star of Nosferatu! Count Orlok may look like all he wants to do is dig his jagged front teeth into your neck, but evidently he mostly just wants help finding a nice house to buy in Germany! Subscribe to the show on: Apple Podcasts YouTube Stitcher Google Play Music And follow us online: @GTTUPod on Instagram @GTTUPod on Facebook @GTTUPod on Twitter @ChillinKristen @HauntedSponge And consider helping us fund the show on Patreon!

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to guides the unknown I'm Kristen. I'm William and we are going to weave some scary sweeter and we are going to weave some scary

0:13.5

sweater out of some scary, scary yarns.

0:16.5

Yes, we are.

0:19.5

Uh, look how short guys, we'll be telling some tall tails.

0:22.1

Um... sure guys we'll be telling some tall tales. First things first we got some business

0:26.4

to conduct. Yes I have glasses now if you're watching the YouTube video let's just

0:32.1

get that out of the way. I'm so sorry I didn't even

0:34.4

acknowledge that those are your new prescription glasses. Yes. Why didn't I even

0:38.6

notice? I'm not worth it the other night. Really? Well that means they're so

0:42.1

natural on my face. Apparently yeah I didn't even realize. Yeah.

0:45.4

First time ever, prescription glossing for Chrissy. Yeah. Joining the family lineage.

0:50.5

That's right. I was the only one who didn't have them of having some piss poor peepers

0:56.0

Occular degeneration. Yeah. Well the other business that we have to conduct

0:59.7

business. This is our first episode after having our five episode simultaneous Bonanza.

1:06.3

Yeah, how'd you guys like it?

1:07.3

Hope you liked it.

1:08.3

And thank you for joining us after a week.

1:10.3

This is going to be the one that proves if we have left or not.

1:12.3

I know. Or if we have less or not. I know.

1:13.0

Or if who's a good executive.

1:15.0

What?

1:16.0

Who's like a good executive at like NBC or something?

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