GTTU 5: Mermaids & The Flatwoods Monster

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

In Episode 5 of Guide to the Unknown: Willy the sailorman is nearly pulled to a watery grave by Mermaids! Did you know that Christopher Columbus once claimed to have seen mermaids in real life? He was disappointed he wasn't attracted to them. Kristen spots some sort of craft deep in the woods of West Virginia! Is it an experimental government project? No! It's THE FLATWOODS MONSTER! Everyone run! And for crying out loud, take some mucinex, this monster will give you a heck of a cold! Subscribe to the show on: Apple Podcasts YouTube Stitcher Google Play Music And follow us online: @GTTUPod on Instagram @GTTUPod on Facebook @GTTUPod on Twitter @ChillinKristen @HauntedSponge And consider helping us fund the show on Patreon!

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0:00.0	Hello and we are
0:05.0	the guide to the unknown I'm Kristen
0:09.0	I'm William and we are here to tell each other about weird freaky things in the world and for you to listen to it.
0:16.2	That's right. It's time once again. That's right, we're here.
0:19.1	Yeah.
0:20.1	Kristen, are we doing like a real back and forth thing with this? We're gonna like try to keep track of like, you went first?
0:25.0	No, I don't care.
0:26.0	Well, then what do you want to do?
0:27.0	You go first?
0:28.0	You want me to go first?
0:29.0	Yeah. Kristen, you better buckle up, because I don't know if you're going to be prepared for this.
0:32.0	Okay. All right, because what don't know if you're going to care for this.
0:32.6	Okay.
0:33.6	All right, because what I've got for you is a terrifying creature from the deep.
0:37.6	Oh, uh-huh.
0:38.6	Comes from the sea.
0:39.8	Have I heard of them?
0:40.8	Lamer.
0:41.8	Oh, you've definitely heard of them.
0:43.0	This, I almost felt goofy doing this at all.
0:45.0	Nessie.
0:46.0	And then in my, it's not Nessie.
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