Grown Elizabeth Man (w/ Liza Treyger, Matteo Lane, and Elna Baker)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On a brand new episode of Bad Dates, guest host Marie Faustin welcomes comedians Liza Treyger, Matteo Lane, and Elna Baker to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Liza enters a shame spiral in full glam, Matteo decides not to tell you there’s something on your face, and Elna’s airplane fairy tale gets grounded.

If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.

Marie Faustin: @reeezy on social media, @whyare.yousingle on Insta for tickets

Liza Treyger: @glittercheese on Insta, That’s Messed Up: An SVU Podcast

Matteo Lane: MatteoLaneComedy.com, @matteolane on Insta and TikTok

Elna Baker: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville

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0:00.0	Smart Blast Mea.
0:07.0	I've still never seen two girls one cup.
0:12.0	I haven't either. I haven't either I've an either really oh yeah yeah I haven't we should share screen let me let me let me know no no
0:20.1	Don't do it no as if Marie knows how to do that No.
0:22.8	As if Marie knows how to do that.
0:25.0	Let me share the screen.
0:26.7	Let me set this up.
0:28.3	I'm like Alexa, how do I share my screen?
0:30.8	Ha ha ha. screen. Oh my God,
0:45.0	God, hi guys, welcome to Bad Dates with Marie Fausten.
0:49.2	That's me, your single and ready to mingle friend.
0:53.3	The whole concept of the show obviously is
0:56.1	we talked funny people about bad dates
0:58.6	that make us feel good about ourselves, right?
1:00.7	They make me feel better. And when I say a bad date, I mean a bad date story like,
1:09.0	so I was in London a couple years ago and I matched with this guy on tender because they have
1:16.0	tender over there there's a you in there somewhere though so I match with this guy
1:19.8	on tender and his his profile said Fridays are for shopping and it was Friday and I could read so
1:26.3	I swiped we matched and he was like hey what are you doing today and I was like
1:31.4	I'm shopping. And he was like you
1:35.2	look like you need some new agent provocateur. Now for the poor people listening
1:40.0	agent provocateur is like rich people, Victoria Secret.
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