The Contrast Of The Color Of Their Hole (w/ Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey, and Ian Karmel)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On a brand new episode of Bad Dates, guest host Marie Faustin welcomes comedians Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey, and Ian Karmel to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Joel haggles over the exchange rate, and the exchange doesn’t go great, Megan tries to drown her grief in hockey, but someone blows up her spot, and Ian…Oh, Ian, no, baby, no.

If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it!

Marie Faustin: @reeezy on social media, @whyare.yousingle on Insta for tickets

Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2

Megan Gailey: @bettermegangailey on Insta, catch her on tour!

Ian Karmel: T-Shirt Swim Club, All Fantasy Everything

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0:00.0	Smart Bless me.
0:07.0	Nea.
0:10.0	One time I showed up to an after-sex party at Fort
0:11.5	of I am. One time I showed up to an after like sex party at Port of Aarda, I show up at the gate.
0:16.6	The cab driver lets me out.
0:18.6	There was a crow in front of the gate that is injured, clearly injured, broken wing, something along those lines.
0:25.2	The cab driver gets out of the cab because he's being nice enough to wait until I get inside,
0:30.6	gets out of the cab, picks up the crow, breaks its neck, to put it out of its misery, and then
0:36.9	throws it off to the side.
0:39.0	And I said, you know what, actually, sir, can you take me home because I'm no longer horny?
0:43.1	No!
0:44.1	Oh! Hi guys. It's me. It's me. Okay. I was trying to introduce, you know, start the pod, but okay, let me.
1:06.0	Oh, you were the guys you were saying hi to?
1:08.0	No, I said it to y'all already.
1:10.0	I'm gonna say it again.
1:12.0	Okay, we're drunk.
1:13.8	Yeah, or hi, whatever, you know.
1:16.5	Hi guys and welcome to bad dates.
1:19.1	If you don't know me, I'm Marie Faustin
1:21.2	and I'll be your guest host over the next few weeks. I also
1:24.4	host the live show Why Are You Single and I'm here to talk to some of my favorite
1:29.8	funny people about the all-time worst things that have ever happened to them on a date.
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