Smart Blast Mea.

Mea.

If I meet somebody at a show, I might not wake up tomorrow like I'm very kidnappable and and adorable so I'm

you are kidnapable. Thank you.

Good for you.

I always wish I had a sex slave kind of look,

but maybe one day.

For a handful of years, I was like,

forget the dating, let's just have one night stands

and see what happens, because like you guys I

would rather do three or four shows in a night bank these jokes hang out with my

friends and then just like have some interaction with somebody between my legs

Wow have some interaction with somebody between my legs.

Wow. Hi everybody and welcome to bad dates with me Marie Fausten your single by choice

host the name of the show was bad dates so clearly the show is all about bad dates and great stories stories like how I went on a date yesterday with this guy and the date was fine right I'm not even

gonna say it was a bad date it was fine but I wasn't thinking anything that he was

saying was making me think oh I'm'm going to kiss him later, you know? So he walks me home, we get to my

door, I have the key in the door, okay, see you, okay, God bless, and he says, wait, you you forgot something I turn around because I'm like what

what did I forget and he grabs my face and he kissed and I started laughing into his mouth.

But he kept trying to keep the kiss going

and I just kept laughing into the back of his throat and then we separated and he was like,

oh, do you want to try that again? And I said, no thank you.

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