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Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Guillotine.

I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

Are you talking about with your passport?

Hey huh.

You've got history with your passport?

Well I need it at all times.

I just take my passport everywhere. I'm just kicking about.

That's why you're on

passport number five. Why have you got your passport on you? Do I even know anymore? Because

it used to be if I had to buy fags or, um, you know, buy booze. People would go challenge

25 and I would say, I'm sorry. And they'd say, well, you don't look sorry. And I'd say,

look at my hair and my teeth and the sadness of my eyes. And they'd say, I'm sorry, and they'd say, well, you don't look sorry. And I'd say, look at my hair and my teeth and the sadness of my eyes.

And they'd say, fair enough, actually.

But sometimes they'd ask for a passport.

I think a grey and hair has helped with that.

Yeah, I look like a...

You now look like a 30-something skunk.

A ways of elements of Pepe Lepewere.

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