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Good Children

Grindr In Your Hometown

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

In today’s VERY SPECIAL EPISODE, join Andrew and Joe in Joe’s childhood home as he dog sits on Long Island for the weekend. The boys cover everything from Grindr in your hometown to girls who had ferrets as pets. Whether you self-identified as Jay Gatsby in high school or believe you could win a verbal argument with a pigeon, this episode has something for everyone: from Long Island culture to ghosts caught on camera. Come one over and sit a spell as Joe struggles to tame a 6-month-old puppy and Andrew silently suffers from digestive trauma.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

How do you feel physically?

0:02.0

Physically, I feel like not necessarily weak,

0:09.0

but I feel aloof is a good word for it.

0:14.8

Okay. Right? Yeah. It's just kind of like a

0:18.4

It could be allergy. Oh yeah, it's of course it's allergies.

0:22.8

Everyone like, honestly, it's allergy season.

0:26.0

Like people are obsessed.

0:27.8

You weren't built to be here, you know what they mean?

0:30.4

I was not built to exist.

0:32.4

You weren't put on this earth to live. No. And you've been fighting that every single day. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really impressed that you're still here because like air could take you out in a second.

0:43.2

In a second, it could wipe me out.

0:45.5

But again, I'm not projecting, but like, 27 club.

0:48.9

Good children.

0:57.0

Hey you guys and welcome back to another episode of Good Children.

1:01.0

The podcast for me and Andrew reflect on our 21 years of friendship, growing

1:05.5

up in the late 2000s, early 2010s, and all of the nostalgia, trauma, and Duke stop and trip's home that that entails. We're in my home. We're in my home. We're in my home. We're in my home. We're in my in my parents house, the house that me and Andrew filmed everything in.

1:27.0

I'm dog sitting. Joe's dog said he really has both of these dogs.

1:32.0

It's not easy. It's no, you are really, you're a... He really

1:34.0

You're a amazing mother. Yeah, I'm trying my best. Yeah, I'm trying my best. Yeah, he's calmed down considerably. Yeah, he's just chilling. Duke is kind of chilling too but he is

1:44.8

admittedly five months old so I think that for him like it's a tougher ask how does it

1:50.4

feel being home it feels great being home you know what mean? It's like you walk in that door,

1:54.8

you're ready to open the fridge, you're ready for food. I opened that freezer and there's a different

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