I don't know if this is uncharismatic, but I'll admit this up front.

There was a part of me that was like, I wish I'd been invited on this show.

Like when I would see you post about it, I was like, I'm very depressed.

Why haven't I been asked to do this?

And that's a weird, petty thing, you know?

Uh-huh.

It wasn't even a like, oh, I'm so big they should have me on.

That wasn't even a like, oh, I'm so big they should have me on. That wasn't it? I was like, I don't know, but I'm like really fucking depressed.

They should ask me.

It's Depression Mode.

I'm John Moe.

I'm glad you're here.

That was Griffin Newman, you just heard in the cold open there.

Griffin has been a comedian for many years,

podcast host of the excellent film podcast, Blank Check,

and he's done a lot of acting,

the Amazon series of The Tick,

Draft Day with Kevin Costner,

he voices Orko on the new Masters of the Universe series on Netflix.

And I think in the highly likely event that they make a movie of my life, maybe Griffin Newman

should play me. I'm a good piece older than him. Yeah, but here's why it could work. I spend a lot

of time each day thinking about, talking about, and writing about mental health.

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