Greg's Salami, Alison's Bewbs and a Scary Story About a Shotgun

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Greg has an assistant but doesn't want you to make a big deal about it. Alison's trying to breast feed but it isn't going well. Daniel put himself in harm's way to protect a room full of women and babies. Alison is confused about the length of a shotgun. A certain TV show broke Jenna's soul. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Roxie.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	And now, live from Donnie Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:05.9	Allison Rosen is your new best friend, show Tonite!
0:08.8	Allison, welcome to our guest.
0:10.4	She's a comedian and recent nominee for Secretary of the Snack Terrier.
0:14.2	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:16.3	He's an IT professional and recently appointed ambassador to the Turtles Republic of
0:19.9	Pertilvania.
0:20.9	It's Alan Moss.
0:21.9	And he's a producer and special counselor to the president professional-ducing.
0:26.8	It's Greg Heller.
0:28.4	Jeff is here to brew his own IPA but without the IRA.
0:31.8	I'm her husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend,
0:35.7	Allison Rosen!
0:37.7	Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen!
0:41.7	You best friend, Allison!
0:45.1	Allison, with a good touch to the ring, Allison Rosen!
0:51.8	We meet again, Allison Rosen, Allison you best friend!
1:00.4	Hello my little gumdrops, it's me Allison and welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
1:04.8	I would like to say hello to my guest, hello and welcome back Greg Heller.
1:08.5	Hi everyone, hi Greg.
1:10.5	Hello Jenna, hi!
1:13.0	So Alan is on a call in the car right now but would you like to pretend to be him?
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