Greg Fitzsimmons

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture

4.5 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2010

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Greg Fitzsimmons is a standup comedian. His memoir is Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons.

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm Scott from Seattle.
0:01.9	I'm Holly from Chicago.
0:03.3	Hey, I'm Josh Stevenson from Moscow, Idaho.
0:06.2	The sound of Young America is produced independently and supported by listeners like you and me.
0:10.8	You should support the show like I did.
0:12.9	This is at maximumfund.org slash donate.
0:16.7	I'm Jesse Thorne live on tape from my house in Los Angeles.
0:19.9	It's the sound of Young America from maximumfund.org and PRI, public radio, international.
0:30.9	Before we get to my conversation with Greg Fitzsimmons, let's hear a little bit of his stand-up.
0:37.0	And we, you know, we adopted a puppy recently because we felt like, you know, and rescue.
0:42.8	You got to rescue. Did you rescue?
0:45.0	Yes, did you rescue?
0:46.8	That's wonderful.
0:48.4	So many animals are put to sleep every year.
0:50.4	You go in, you're a hero.
0:51.8	You walk in and they're all looking at you and you just go,
0:55.4	I'm going to save you.
0:57.6	Bring them out.
0:59.2	And they're like, not so fast.
1:01.1	First fill out this 45-page document.
1:05.2	Name, so security number, income, level of education.
1:09.2	If you're in your wife's divorce, who gets custody of the dog?
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