Greenland Shark

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We would like to formally apologize for pronouncing geoduck wrong all this time. On this episode, Emily and Lisa talk about a chicken lady and offer tips for buying antique rugs. In other news, Emily is nominated for a certain television award that sounds somewhat like her name. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Greenland Shark," a large shark with toxic meat. Don't eat the shark!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.4	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.4	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily and Lisa
0:40.2	thanks for I'm Emily and Lisa. Thanks for tuning in listening to our show. It's great to great to be in your ears.
0:43.1	Yeah, it's the only whole of yours I want into.
0:46.0	Ooh.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	Yeah, we went there.
0:51.7	I went there, Lisa. I followed. Lisa didn't object. I followed you right into that hole.
1:00.7	Oh, God, I'm so afraid of caves now.
1:03.0	More afraid than I was before.
1:05.0	Oh God, yeah.
1:08.0	Yeah. I wanted to start by addressing something that someone pointed out on the Facebook page, which is that in the
1:17.3	previous episode I had been pronouncing it Geo Duck instead of GUE Duck.
1:22.4	It's pronounced gooe duck. It's pronounced gooey duck and I should have known that because I know an entire song about gooey ducks which it has been requested that I sing it.
1:32.0	Okay, do you I have your permission?
1:34.0	But wait, you can ask your questions first.
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