Great Wolf Lodge with Justin McElroy

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Justin McElroy (My Brother, My Brother & Me, Sawbones) returns to the show to tell us about Great Wolf Lodge. A chain of indoor water park hotels that the whole family (except parents) will enjoy! GarfieldEATS episode up at Club 3: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide WATCH THIS EPISODE: https://youtu.be/5AEFcckVc8s FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever!
0:02.0	Dog!
0:08.0	Rise and shine, Wolf Pack.
0:10.0	Today's activities include a vaguely threatening song from a robotic owl,
0:15.0	a hike down the trail of dark money that funds oat milk,
0:19.0	and a refreshing swim with a fake child corpse.
0:23.0	Justin McElroy takes us to Parent Maddening Water Park
0:27.0	and hotel chain Great Wolf Lodge on Podcast The Ride.
0:32.0	We're going to podcast The Ride, a podcast about theme parks hosted by three guys who love nature.
0:47.0	We're going to podcast The Ride, a podcast about theme parks hosted by three guys who love nature,
1:02.0	the roof, the slides, and especially the chlorine stench.
1:07.0	I'm Scott Gardner, joined by fellow nature lover Jason Sheridan.
1:11.0	I prefer to consume my nature via skylight.
1:18.0	It's nice, you get just a little bit, but there's a little bit of barrier instead of that raw nature that might fuck you up.
1:26.0	Give you a heat stroke or something.
1:28.0	Mike Carlson, hi.
1:29.0	Hi, yes, I love nature.
1:31.0	Have I told the story on the podcast before about getting chased out of Joshua Tree by goats?
1:37.0	Like I tried to be it go into nature and 30 goats like surrounded me,
1:42.0	and then my friend and I drove away from there to a different part of the park,
1:46.0	and then we went up a hill and it said watch out for the thirsty bees.
1:50.0	The bees are so dehydrated that they will just go into your car because they sense there's water in there.
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