Forever!

Dog!

Warning.

The following podcast includes hundreds of animatronics and almost as many charisma-free General Motors

CEOs.

It's an exploration of ingenuity, Ninja Turtle Gratuity, and Cat-Facing Nudity.

Gear up for a slow-moving spin on Epcot Classic World of Motion on podcast The Ride. Welcome to Podcasts the Ride where we believe it's fun to be free, as opposed to podcast

the ride at the second gate where we believe it's fun to pay $5 or $8.

I'm Scott Gardner, joined in the room by Jason Sheridan.

I look, just like GM's quality automobiles, not everything can be free, you know?

That's, well, I would not expect GM to issue cars for zero dollars.

Yes, no. It would be funny if, like, podcasting, they put out some of the cars for free, and then other ones you need the lease. If you want the really good ones. Yeah. It's a little extra. And joining us from somewhere else on God's Green Earth. That's Mike Carlson. Hi. I am, hey, I'm here. I'm broadcasting live from the Ninja Turtletles Underground headquarters from Ninja Turtle's 2, Secret of the Ouse. This is the abandoned train station where I've made my home and where I'm choosing to raise my child.

The ultimate lit, wow, that's where she's, oh my God. Well, instant jealousy, not just from all of us, I would think.

Yeah, we're recording some video on this, so if you want to see me live from the underground train station, just go to YouTube Forever Dog, right?

Forever Dog's YouTube, I believe.

That's correct, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, that rules. What are some of the amenities of the underground train station? Do they have, I mean, they have to, like, think of a weird way to get pizza, right? They can't exactly, like, enter that into the app or I guess on the phone at the time. You know, I think they did it like in the first one where they just kind of wait by a sewer grate. And then they just a disembodied voice yells at the pizza person to slip it through. And then they pay with the cash. They're all, they don't like a cashless society, I assume. The Ninja Turtles. They're not, they're not in favor of the great reset that will get rid of cash and turn all of our money digital.

You know, they're old school guys.

Well, that's what I only recently realized the dimension that's weird about restaurants having to scan the menu that it like essentially boxes out people who don't have phones.

And that's sort of what's happening.

If it's a cash-free society that severely impacts mutant turtles who live in underground layers,

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