Great White Not White Snake w/ Bronston Jones and Josh Carter

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Sherrod and Keren are joined for the first episode of 2019 by comedians Bronston Jones and Josh Carter as Bronston describes growing up incredibly tall but freakishly skinny, the black wrestler who was forced to cut his hair, and how to stop people from using their phones during shows.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up New York Labs production,
0:04.2	providing you podcast since 2013.
0:13.9	It's what we do, baby.
0:16.8	This is Race Wars.
0:19.8	I have the power.
0:21.6	Yeah.
0:23.2	How's it feel?
0:24.1	With Kurt Metzker.
0:25.0	You're fucking mine, dude.
0:26.3	And Charon Small.
0:27.5	Settle down, bitch.
0:29.2	Race Wars.
0:31.4	Back in the building.
0:32.7	First show of the year.
0:34.0	Oh, 2019 is here.
0:36.2	2018 is gone. 2018, you is here. 2018 is gone.
0:38.2	2018, you're okay.
0:39.5	You're all right, but you got to pack your stuff and leave.
0:41.9	It's over, okay?
0:43.5	I don't want to see your face around here, 2018.
0:45.6	No, out of year.
0:46.4	Give me a keys back.
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