Easter 2020 is Cancelled!

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🗓️ 27 March 2020

⏱️ 26 minutes

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0:00.0	Easter's cancelled.
0:02.0	No!
0:03.0	Yes.
0:04.0	No!
0:05.0	Yeah, you don't have to watch yourself get crucified for the two thousandth time or whatever.
0:09.0	That's great, I guess.
0:11.0	Christmas still on though?
0:12.0	Hmm. We'll see, Jesus.
0:14.0	We'll see.
0:15.0	Last Sunday night, Trump tweeted in all caps,
0:21.0	we cannot let the cure be worse than the problem itself.
0:25.3	There is no cure, idiot.
0:28.3	Gah, Trump is worse than the problem itself.
0:31.9	Yep, rather than follow the advice of health experts designed to save lives,
0:36.6	Donald Trump is saying that he wants to, quote,
0:38.8	have the country opened up and raring to go by Easter. Look, Easter is a very special day for me.
0:47.0	And I see it's sort of in that timeline that I'm thinking about.
0:51.0	And I say, wouldn't it be great to have all of the churches
0:54.0	full you know the churches aren't allowed essentially to have much of a
0:58.2	congregation there and most of them I watched on Sunday online and he was terrific by the way but
1:05.0	online is never going to be like being there so I think Easter Sunday and you'll have
1:09.5	packed churches all over our country I think it would be a beautiful time.
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