Greasy Rider

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

With Special Expert Witness Alton Brown! Stephanie brings the case against her partner Jeff, who works as a chef. Jeff will often leave his smoky and bacon-y aprons and detritus in his car. Stephanie thinks that the car should remain neat and clean; Jeff says the mess is manageable, and comes with the job. Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.5	I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.2	This week, Greasy Rider Stephanie brings the case against her partner, Jeff, who works
0:11.1	as a chef.
0:12.4	Jeff will often leave his smoky and bacon-y aprons and detritus in his car.
0:18.2	Stephanie thinks that the car should remain neat and clean.
0:21.7	Jeff says the mess is manageable and it comes with a job.
0:25.2	Who's right?
0:26.0	Who's wrong?
0:27.0	Only one man can decide.
0:29.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:34.4	The first thing we're going to do is flush the follicles with five essential oils.
0:40.4	Then we put you under a vapor machine and then a heated cap.
0:45.0	Then we shampoo and shampoo and condition and condition.
0:51.3	We saturate the hair and diluted vinegar, two parts vinegar, ten parts water.
0:57.4	Now if that doesn't work, we have one last resort.
1:02.8	Pie hole filling.
1:05.4	Bale of Jesse Thorn, open their pie holes and swear them in.
1:09.4	Please rise and raise your right hand.
1:11.4	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help
1:15.2	you God or whatever?
1:16.8	Yes, I do.
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