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Now here are your host, Mark, Shannon, and Matt.

All right, it's show number 595 on today's show.

We're talking about what to do when your workbench sucks is wood acclamation

BS and running a lathe backwards also I got a new bike all that and more you got a new bike

yeah I'm not talking about it right now we'll talk about it later all that more coming up but

I'm all business listen Nicole made a. There's a ham in that kitchen,

and the kids are out there eating it right now, like little monsters. They're made to just be a little bone when I get there. And I'm looking forward to this time. She's probably sitting on your new bike eating the ham too. Probably greasing it up with her greasy fingers. It's a brand new finish. Come on. Don't grease.

Don't grease up my new bike.

Anyway, we do have a good start.

This is great.

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We know you listen to this show.

You just won't admit it. He's making fish glue. Why can't he make ham finish? Yeah, exactly. Fish glue, greasy ham finish. It sounds logical to me. All right. Sure, I guess. Let me reel a thing back in here for a second. Go for it. You know, our show is also sponsored by the generals of contributions of people like you.

I don't know why you support this thing, what we're doing after that. If you want to support the show, you can absolutely totally do so. You go to patreon.com slash woodtalk and decide it to become a patron of the show. We like to think. Let me scroll to the next page. Lord Master. Lord Master. You got to keep going up. I want to hear it. Just keep getting higher and I'm going up. I'm up. There we go. Ian Lafair. Samuel Fulkes. Kenneth McCabe and Britt Simmons. Hey, I think we're kind of, uh, we're all yapping when you said the second one. Let's make sure that guy's name gets read by you. Yeah. Franz? Yeah. Franz Weckiser. Yeah. I feel like we just stepped on you the whole time. So, let's make sure Franz got his, uh, different than any other time I'm trying to talk? I know. But this isn't about you.

It's about Franz.

And I wanted to make sure he was recognized. Yeah. Yeah. What he said? Because he's here to pump you up. All right. Sure, he's never heard that before. I knew. Sean was definitely thinking it. I was thinking it. I was trying to be professional. I was just the one

that was dumb

enough to say it.

So you guys remember

we announced the giveaway

last couple of, thinking it. I was thinking it. I was trying to be professional. I was just the one. It was dumb enough to say it.

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