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100% Eat

Graysie Text Race - Pizza Hut Ride Along

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird. Check out that TALL shirt though. Get one at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This food stinks.

0:01.0

It's the wings.

0:02.0

It is so strong.

0:04.0

Or maybe it's this new crust I'm hearing about. It's not the crust. It could be the new. That could just be what the crust is. You think that's what the crust smells like? They made the crust better by adding buffalo. It added vinegar to my hut box. Yeah, it does smell the vinegar. I did get a hut box. I got a mini hut locks. What comes in the hot box?

0:20.0

Probably the stinky, stinky wing.

0:22.0

It is the stinky stinky wings.

0:23.0

And I did get a hut box. I got a mini hut locks. What comes in the hot box? Probably the stinky, stinky wing. It is the stinky, stinky wings. And I figured we'd give them a try. I also got their French fries. What? I'm sorry. Do you think they're as good as girls? They have French fries. They do. They have French fries. They have pizza hot french fries. Well, you gotta think about like when you're skiing, you gotta go pizza french fries.

0:41.3

So I figured I was trying to teach everyone to ski, go pizza french fries. Don't shake your head. No, that's what it is. It's pizza french fries.

0:47.3

Is pizza is how you stop, right? I've never skied.

0:51.3

Uh, yeah. And you definitely want to cross them. Uh huh. Yes Yes. Hey. Because then you turn into a helicopter. Can you do me a favor real quick? Can you send a picture of the cineminis to Gracie? Oh yeah, I'll do that. Thank you. I was wondering who you were talking. I know. I was like I'm ready to do anything. I like that you're ready to do anything means hands up

1:11.9

so they can be incredibly active.

1:13.8

Yeah. I don't have to waste time doing this.

1:17.2

I gotta break the seal.

1:18.2

Oh no. Oh, dear.

1:20.2

Seal's been broken.

1:21.2

Oh, fuck yeah.

1:22.2

How many are there?

1:24.0

They just look at, yeah.

1:25.3

Do they look good?

1:27.0

Mm. Someone will say yes. Do they look good? Mm.

1:28.0

Someone will say yes.

1:29.5

Is it Gracie?

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