Crust-Lovers Died on the Crust %% Pizza Hut New Hut Crust

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude. Are you a Buster for Hut? Or are you a Buster for Lola? Bustin makes us feel good. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it.
0:07.6	You probably do.
0:08.7	I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-ist Jordan, Jordan.
0:11.4	How are you?
0:13.2	We were talking just before we started rolling about how.
0:16.0	Yeah, it's a little, just a little off.
0:18.2	And like, it's always tricky to be in that state of mind when you're literally
0:22.4	about to do a podcast or talk about shows sometimes you eat good food it makes you tired
0:27.7	sometimes you eat not good food and it makes you tired and it's not the bad tired and at the end of
0:32.8	the episode find out what you know this is a bad tire for sure. What? Pizza Hut sucks.
0:54.9	Huh? I'm grading this one. Talking about the old pizza hut. Yeah, he... Everything is new now. Right. New and approved. I guess I just wasn't ready for noon improved Pizza Hut, question mark. Be nice like Gracie. Be nice like Gracie. You can't have any negativity on today.
0:57.3	I don't know.
0:58.1	I don't know. I don like Gracie. Be nice like Gracie. She can't have any negativity on today.
0:55.1	I don't know. I don't know pizza had anything. I get tired after I have like good barbecue. Yeah. So that's like that's like oh, I ate so much. I'm kind of sweating a little bit. I'm ready to take a nap. This food was mostly befuddling and I think it like sapped a lot of my energy as I was thinking about what the fuck we were doing eating this. Because this was strange. When we were breaking down, what? When we were breaking down the slices. No, we were breaking down. Yeah. When we were breaking down the slices and what was wrong with it, it was like, I've never had pizza like that before.
1:45.4	It was like, so it is new. It's definitely new. Wow, they did it. It's almost like having pizza at a bowling alley, but I think that's like derogatory to the bowling alley. I like bowling alley. Yeah. Yeah. This was like. It's what I took a bite of the cheese one. was like, I've had better, like, school cafeteria pizza.
1:46.1	Jordan,
1:45.5	again, not getting... was like What I took a bite of the cheese one I was like I've had better like school cafeteria pizza Jordan
1:46.1	Again not getting
1:47.9	Not getting into spoilers
1:49.6	Right
1:50.2	But like guys don't ever believe the scores of this one
1:52.1	I had a totinos that was better yesterday
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