Gratitude Adjustment

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Jackie grapples with the customs of Thanksgiving, shares tips and tricks for holiday time psychological warfare and why pre-sliced cheese triggers her.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:16.4	Gobble, gobble, guess who just celebrated her sweet 16 COVID compliant nasal swab this bitch.
0:23.3	I have had my nasal swabbed.
0:25.7	COVID-19 test done 16 times.
0:30.8	Somebody queue up Hillary Duff, wherever the fuck she is gonna spend
0:35.9	mowing sweet 16.
0:38.3	It's actually so embarrassing.
0:40.0	I go to this urgent care in Calabasas right next to Air One.
0:43.5	So, you know, I have a little bit of a routine.
0:45.7	I go to my Pilates, I get a juice, I get fucked in the nose with a Q tip,
0:50.8	and I go so often at this point that when I walk in there,
0:55.4	I feel like it's the fucking babysitter's club.
0:57.6	Like all the doctors know me, the nurses know me.
0:59.7	They're like, hey, Jackie, how is Tahoe?
1:02.1	Looked pretty fun.
1:03.2	Good to see you.
1:04.0	How's Andrew?
1:05.0	Any new music coming out?
1:06.2	Like it is like we're kivitzing.
1:08.0	It's bizarre.
1:09.6	You know, I never thought that if you would have told me in March that I would be a regular
1:15.2	at the exer urgent care, but here we are.
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