Grass-Fed Shark: Wellness Gone Weird

Commune with Jeff Krasno

Commune Media

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.5 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Grass-Fed Shark, our new comedy quiz show that explores wellness trends that have jumped the shark … like a grass-fed shark. Join in and play along for: The Shark Jump: Four bizarre wellness products or services. Only 1 is fake. Celebrity Matchmaking: Which celebrities are endorsing which supplements? (Just the fact that this feels totally normal says something about the moment we are in.) Is It Still Food? (Our final lightning round.) Do you have a suggestion for Grass-Fed Shark? Email us at grassfed@onecommune.com. Thank you to Marley's Ghost (www.MarleysGhost.com) for use of the song "I Can See Your Aura." This show is made possible by:CBDistillery: Go to CBDistillery.com and use code COMMUNE for 25% off. Timeline: Go to Timeline.com/COMMUNE to claim a special offer for Commune listeners. Stemregen: Get 20% off your first order at stemregen.co/commune with the code COMMUNEPODVivobarefoot: Try Vivobarefoot risk-free with a 100-day return guarantee, and get 15% off your order at vivobarefoot.com/commune.Bon Charge: Get 15% off when you order at ⁠boncharge.com⁠ and use promo code COMMUNE

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0:00.0	I don't know why being in a shark costume actually makes me more nervous to do a podcast.
0:05.0	Grass-fed shark. Has wellness jumped the shark like a grass-fed shark?
0:11.0	After 15 years in a $7 trillion industry, Jake and I sit down for a very serious conversation.
0:17.0	What's real? What's fake? And does Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle actually smell
0:22.2	like her vagina? We have three games. We're going to play today. The Shark Jump. This is where I give you
0:27.5	four wellness products or services that have jumped the shark. Only one is fake. Alpine hay bathing,
0:33.4	aura, a plug-in for video calls Capibbara Yoga and metabolic tattoos.
0:39.3	I'm going to go with...
0:42.3	Celebrity matchmaking, which celebrities are investors in and or endorsing which supplements.
0:48.3	Russell Brand has a new line called Reborn.
0:52.3	30% off with code name Jesus.
0:55.0	And lastly, is it still food?
0:57.0	Our final lightning round.
0:59.0	Anything that takes form of gummies.
1:01.0	Not a food anymore.
1:02.0	Yeah, unless it's THC gummies, which is definitely a food.
1:06.0	Grass fed charred.
1:08.0	It eats organic kelp.
1:10.0	Grass fed charred does yoga every day. Grass fed shark, you's organic kelp. Grass fed shark.
1:11.9	Does yoga every day.
1:13.3	Grass fed shark.
1:14.3	You might be gluten-free.
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