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grass

it would chop you to the Grass. Well, we had Icelandic incest. Oh, okay. Gas, grass, or ass.

So we've covered both gas and ass on the show.

Although, you know, the more polite way of, or the later bumper sticker was

grass, gas, gas. or the later bumper sticker was grass gas or cash

Although cash doesn't run I feel like you just need to find three words that convey those three things that actually rhyme without getting

but I'm glad that they got the the prostitution angle out of the out of the bumper

sticker but that was part of the I mean if you had a if you had a

Dodge van with with a little like spade shaped windows in the, what are you going to take?

I guess everybody, I mean cash talks, right?

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