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Fern Fever.

So Zach has a thing called Fern Inspection

where he wants to make sure that the ferns are just so and they have to be exactly the same in every

episode he likes that continuity. Green as ever, they look great. Moistures nice, good.

Is the width off to you? No's right looks good that's exactly what it was last time

I got to say it's hard to believe I've used the same ferns all these years

Okay, so yeah, we all set? Yep. I'll see you later.

Okay. Good work. Really good work.

I know you love ferns.

Uh, you do?

Yeah, because everyone loves ferns.

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